Curse

Hoyt · Jul 07, 2005, 03:50 PM // 15:50

(NOTE: I totally stole these from another forum...but it made me laugh so much, I had to share the joy.

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1. Your henchmen kick you from the team and go on by themselves.
2. Gwen just points and laughs at you.
3. You go to get your second profession and the NPC tries to talk you into a different one.
4. When Alesia the healer henchgirl pmed you, "noob".
5. You've reached level 20 in pre-searing, and your warrior trainer still won't give you your first quest.
6. Instead of being called "the chosen one", you're the "special one". And someone always snickers in the background when they say that.
7. Sir Tydus laughs when you ask entrance to the academy.
8. You ask the necro for a heal because they seem to heal themselves so well.
9. You have the name Warrior, Lord, God, Mighty, King or Noob killer in your name.
10. You learned to play from watching Rurik.

Kaleido Katie · Jul 07, 2005, 03:55 PM // 15:55

"You learned to play from watching Rurik" -- Bahaha! That's funny

Tyil Thunder Arrow · Jul 07, 2005, 04:19 PM // 16:19

your spam this in game and wonder why people laugh at you
"LFG to go to Mordor"

Aniewiel · Jul 07, 2005, 04:27 PM // 16:27

LOL on the #10 Rurik one. Anyone besides me remember the "glory" days when Rurik wanted you to help him get to Nolani and he would run ahead and get snuffed 90% of the way into the mission so that you had to restart it? LOL...one of the longest missions of the game, and the "prince" is a complete n00b!

smitty-gw · Jul 07, 2005, 04:33 PM // 16:33

Nothing brought me greater pleasure in this game than when that Stone Summit Dwarf buried his axe in Rurik's head.

Sekkira · Jul 07, 2005, 04:41 PM // 16:41

I remember yelling "NOOOOOOO RURIK!" When I got to beacon's perch. I've also seen a few random people yell the same thing when in the place as well.

Rurik is a cool hat

Winterclaw · Jul 07, 2005, 05:01 PM // 17:01

That dward guy had a cooler mount. I want one!

stumpy · Jul 07, 2005, 05:07 PM // 17:07

to add on to the list ...

11. You just finsih yellin at somone you thought was a noob who made a random mistake, then start recruiting for your guild
12. Your recruitment line includes 'Yes we have Guild capes'
13. Your still buying parchment
14. Your at fire isles without ascending
15. You spam "Where the merchant who sells elites skills' in ember light camp
16. After a glorius life threatening run in U/W ... you go grab the quest that gives 'invalid targets'

Tzl_Jack · Jul 07, 2005, 05:18 PM // 17:18

17. Your pet constantly attacks you (maybe you forgot to feed him).

Tyil Thunder Arrow · Jul 07, 2005, 05:19 PM // 17:19

18.You have to do the forge run so you can be competitive in the ascolon arena

Darkest Dawn · Jul 07, 2005, 05:49 PM // 17:49

19. Your guild leader(or officer) kicks you out for not being online for three weeks, lol

I don't know how may times we needed to do that. Why join a guild, and disappear?

Dirkiess · Jul 07, 2005, 06:00 PM // 18:00

20. You think, whats wrong with rules 1-19 and go on playing Guild Wars.

arnansnow · Jul 07, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03

21. You believe that there is nothing wrong with spamming all the chat menus with WTS +++++GODLY++++++ LEET BOW!!!!!

Tyil Thunder Arrow · Jul 07, 2005, 06:09 PM // 18:09

22. You spam "WTS godly l337 ascolon bow 12-26dmg +15% while hexed"

Shadowdaemon · Jul 07, 2005, 06:16 PM // 18:16

oh man, funniest thread all day, this is great

23. you get mad because Heal Other doesnt seem to work on you when you cast it(i do this at least 3 times a day)

arnansnow · Jul 07, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19

24. You are unable to speak a single sentence without the words 1337, n00b or any expletives in it.

25. You spam heal area when farming and wonder why the enemy doesn't die.

Tyil Thunder Arrow · Jul 07, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19

24."POST SEARING? So you tellin me something gets seared?"

unclearconcept · Jul 07, 2005, 06:25 PM // 18:25

25. Ascending with Yak's Bend armor sounds like a good idea!

ManadartheHealer · Jul 07, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by unclearconcept

25. Ascending with Yak's Bend armor sounds like a good idea!

With my monk, I finished the game in half yak's bend armor and half ascalon city armor

Dumb Quixote · Jul 07, 2005, 08:04 PM // 20:04

26. You still haven't figured out how to heard the prize hogs